71+ Funny Farm Names That’ll Give You a Belly Acres [They’re Legen Dairy!]
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If you’re going to a farm to look at chickens or to pick up a llama, arriving at a muddy field with a sagging gate and a flimsy sign with a faded number on it can be soul-destroying. You don’t know if you’re at the right place or even if anyone is still alive in there! That’s why farm names are important – and some funny, catchy, and cute farm names might just be the thing that your homestead needs!
Of course, you could opt for something grown-up and sensible like Whispering Pines or Cedar Tree Hollow, or you could choose something profoundly silly instead. I mean, we remember what makes us laugh, right?
After much searching, we came up with these catchy and fun farm names that captured our imaginations and our hearts and gave us a good giggle while they were at it. What do you think of these?
Hey, if your farm is called one of these names, let me know, and I’ll link to it!
Funny Farm Names That Aren’t Whispering Pines
Need a farm name that’s not copy-pasted and boring? Even the experts agree that having a unique farm name is critical, so we’ve been racking our brains for funny farm names to help you keep your land’s title truly original – and catchy!
Here are some funny (and punn-y!) farm names that are sure to give you a chuckle:
- Almosta Farm
- Back Acres Farm – it’s back-aching work
- Bankruptcy Acres
- Barley There Farms
- Belly Acre Farms
- Big Miss-Steak Farm
- The Quack Shack
- Blazing Pitchforks Farm
- Bog View Ranch
- Cheesy Choice Farms
- Cow Pat Pastures
- Crummieholm Farm
- Dairy Air Farm
- Derry Heir Farm
- The Dirty Hoe Farm
- Done Roamin’
- Dun Broke Us Ranch
- Dunwaukin Ranch
- Dysfunction Junction Farm
- Egg-cellent Acres
- El Ranch Costa Plente
- Hay There, Neighbor!
- El Rancho Gobroko
- Empty Pockets Farm
- Ersandmyne Acres
- Fifty Shades of Hay
- Freckled Fanny Farm
- Good Neighbors Stables
- Gotno Farm
- Greenish Acres
- Half A$$ Farms
- Hogwash Farm
- Wacky Wheatfields
- Hardwood Homestead
- Legen Dairy Farm
- Looney Moon Farm
- Lotsarocks Farm
- Mentally Un- Stables
- Morning Wood Stables
- Mud n’ More Farm
- My Quiet Alibi
- NeHi HeHaw Farm (for miniature donkeys of course)
- Neverdone Farm
- Night Mares Stables
- No Idletime Farm
- Notalotagrass Ranch
- Notalotta Acres
- Notsogreen Acres
- Oh Crop Farms
- One or the Udder Farm
- Pasture Bedtime Farms
- Phunny Pharm
- Pushin’ Up Daisies
- Rancho Costa Plenty
- Rusty Fence Ranch
- Soddem Hill
- Soil-Mates Farms
- The Funny Farm
- The Jolly Rancher Farms
- The Rooster’s Egg
- The Stoned Goat Farm
- The Strange Grange
- Tiny Hiney Farm
- Udder Nonsense Stables
- Virtual Acres Farm
- Windbreak Farm
- Windy Bottom Farm
- Wits End Farm
- Workhard Orchard
I truly love some of these catchy & funny farm names. Rusty Fence Farm, for instance, would be perfect for our little piece of Africa while, in the past, Wits End Farm may have been more appropriate. I’m not going to rename my farm just yet. For now, it will remain, rather wittily, I think, Peas on Earth.
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More Funny Farm Names
I did try and come up with a few ideas of my own, and it proved more challenging than expected. Here are a few of the better farm names:
- Out of Farm’s Way
- Futility Farm (stolen from the brilliant book of the same name by Elizabeth Jonsson)
- Moo and Pooh Ranch
- Lame n Lazy Lands
- Dusty Bottoms Farm
- Peck and Pat Farm
- Lame Duck Barn
- Farting Filly Farm
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Did You Find Funny Farm Names?
Hopefully, you’re now either rolling on the floor crying with tears of laughter or inspired to the point that you’re already designing your new signboard. Either way, please share your farm names with us below – especially if they’re going to make us giggle!
P.s. for another giggle, check out the funny names for chickens list and the chicken coop names list, too. We’ve had lots of help with these lists from you fellow comedi-hens, and your ideas are hilarious – we’d love you to chime in!
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