71+ Funny Farm Names That’ll Give You a Belly Acres [They’re Legen Dairy!]

If you’re going to a farm to look at chickens or to pick up a llama, arriving at a muddy field with a sagging gate and a flimsy sign with a faded number on it can be soul-destroying. You don’t know if you’re at the right place or even if anyone is still alive in there! That’s why farm names are important – and some funny, catchy, and cute farm names might just be the thing that your homestead needs! 

Of course, you could opt for something grown-up and sensible like Whispering Pines or Cedar Tree Hollow, or you could choose something profoundly silly instead. I mean, we remember what makes us laugh, right?

After much searching, we came up with these catchy and fun farm names that captured our imaginations and our hearts and gave us a good giggle while they were at it. What do you think of these?

Hey, if your farm is called one of these names, let me know, and I’ll link to it!

Funny Farm Names That Aren’t Whispering Pines

Need a farm name that’s not copy-pasted and boring? Even the experts agree that having a unique farm name is critical, so we’ve been racking our brains for funny farm names to help you keep your land’s title truly original – and catchy!

Here are some funny (and punn-y!) farm names that are sure to give you a chuckle:

1. Almosta Farm 
2. Back Acres Farm – it’s back-aching work
3. Bankruptcy Acres
4. Barley There Farms
5. Belly Acre Farms
6. Big Miss-Steak Farm
7. The Quack Shack
8. Blazing Pitchforks Farm
9. Bog View Ranch
10. Cheesy Choice Farms
11. Cow Pat Pastures
12. Crummieholm Farm
13. Dairy Air Farm 
14. Derry Heir Farm
15. The Dirty Hoe Farm
16. Done Roamin’
17. Dun Broke Us Ranch
18. Dunwaukin Ranch
19. Dysfunction Junction Farm
20. Egg-cellent Acres
21. El Ranch Costa Plente
22. Hay There, Neighbor!
23. El Rancho Gobroko
24. Empty Pockets Farm
25. Ersandmyne Acres
26. Fifty Shades of Hay
27. Freckled Fanny Farm
28. Good Neighbors Stables
29. Gotno Farm
30. Greenish Acres
31. Half A$$ Farms
32. Hogwash Farm
33. Wacky Wheatfields
34. Hardwood Homestead
35. Legen Dairy Farm
36. Looney Moon Farm
37. Lotsarocks Farm
38. Mentally Un- Stables
39. Morning Wood Stables
40. Mud n’ More Farm
41. My Quiet Alibi
42. NeHi HeHaw Farm (for miniature donkeys of course)
43. Neverdone Farm
44. Night Mares Stables
45. No Idletime Farm
46. Notalotagrass Ranch
47. Notalotta Acres
48. Notsogreen Acres
49. Oh Crop Farms
50. One or the Udder Farm
51. Pasture Bedtime Farms
52. Phunny Pharm
53. Pushin’ Up Daisies
54. Rancho Costa Plenty
55. Rusty Fence Ranch
56. Soddem Hill
57. Soil-Mates Farms
58. The Funny Farm
59. The Jolly Rancher Farms
60. The Rooster’s Egg
61. The Stoned Goat Farm
62. The Strange Grange
63. Tiny Hiney Farm
64. Udder Nonsense Stables
65. Virtual Acres Farm
66. Windbreak Farm
67. Windy Bottom Farm
68. Wits End Farm
69. Workhard Orchard

I truly love some of these catchy & funny farm names. Rusty Fence Farm, for instance, would be perfect for our little piece of Africa while, in the past, Wits End Farm may have been more appropriate. I’m not going to rename my farm just yet. For now, it will remain, rather wittily, I think, Peas on Earth.

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More Funny Farm Names

I did try and come up with a few ideas of my own, and it proved more challenging than expected. Here are a few of the better farm names:

• Out of Farm’s Way
• Futility Farm (stolen from the brilliant book of the same name by Elizabeth Jonsson)
• Moo and Pooh Ranch
• Lame n Lazy Lands
• Dusty Bottoms Farm
• Peck and Pat Farm
• Lame Duck Barn
• Farting Filly Farm

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Did You Find Funny Farm Names?

Hopefully, you’re now either rolling on the floor crying with tears of laughter or inspired to the point that you’re already designing your new signboard. Either way, please share your farm names with us below – especially if they’re going to make us giggle! 

P.s. for another giggle, check out the funny names for chickens list and the chicken coop names list, too. We’ve had lots of help with these lists from you fellow comedi-hens, and your ideas are hilarious – we’d love you to chime in!

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