51+ Funny Farm Names That’ll Give You a Belly Acres [They’re Legen Dairy!]

If you’re going to a farm to look at chickens or to pick up a llama, arriving at a muddy field with a sagging gate and a flimsy sign with a faded number on it can be soul-destroying. You don’t know if you’re at the right place or even if anyone is still alive in there! That’s why farm names are important. 

Of course, you could opt for something grown-up and sensible like Whispering Pines or Cedar Tree Hollow, or you could choose something profoundly silly instead. 

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After much searching, we landed on these fabulous and fun farm names that captured our imaginations and our hearts and gave us a good giggle while they were at it. What do you think of these? Hey, if your farm is called one of these names, let me know, I’ll link to it!

Funny Farm Names That Aren’t Whispering Pines

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Farting Filly Farm? Bahahaha!
  1. Almosta Farm 
  2. Back Acres Farm – it’s back aching work
  3. Bankruptcy Acres – 
  4. Belly Acre Farms
  5. Blazing Pitchforks Farm
  6. Bog View Ranch
  7. Cow Pat Pastures
  8. Crummieholm Farm
  9. Dairy Air Farm 
  10. Derry Heir Farm
  11. Done Roamin’
  12. Dun Broke Us Ranch
  13. Dunwaukin Ranch
  14. Dysfunction Junction Farm
  15. El Ranch Costa Plente
  16. El Rancho Gobroko
  17. Empty Pockets Farm
  18. Ersandmyne Acres
  19. Fifty Shades of Hay
  20. Freckled Fanny Farm
  21. Gotno Farm
  22. Greenish Acres
  23. Half A$$ Farms
  24. Legen Dairy Farm
  25. Looney Moon Farm
  26. Lotsarocks Farm
  27. Morning Wood Stables
  28. Mud n’ More Farm
  29. My Quiet Alibi
  30. NeHi HeHaw Farm (for miniature donkeys of course)
  31. Neverdone Farm
  32. No Idletime Farm
  33. Notalotagrass Ranch
  34. Notalotta Acres
  35. Notsogreen Acres
  36. Phunny Pharm
  37. Pushin’ Up Daisies
  38. Rancho Costa Plenty
  39. Rusty Fence Ranch
  40. Soddem Hill
  41. The Funny Farm
  42. The Rooster’s Egg
  43. The Stoned Goat Farm
  44. The Strange Grange
  45. Tiny Hiney Farm
  46. Virtual Acres Farm
  47. Windbreak Farm
  48. Windy Bottom Farm
  49. Wits End Farm
  50. Workhard Orchard

While I truly love some of these. Rusty Fence Farm, for instance, would be perfect for our little piece of Africa while, in the past, Wits End Farm may have been more appropriate, I’m not going to rename my farm just yet. For now, it will remain, rather wittily, I think, Peas on Earth.

I did try and come up with a few ideas of my own and it proved more challenging than expected. Here are a few of the better ones:

  • Out of Farm’s Way
  • Futility Farm (stolen from the brilliant book of the same name by Elizabeth Jonsson)
  • Moo and Pooh Ranch
  • Lame n Lazy Lands
  • Dusty Bottoms Farm
  • Peck and Pat Farm
  • Lame Duck Barn
  • Farting Filly Farm

Did You Find Funny Farm Names?

Hopefully, you’re now either rolling on the floor crying with tears of laughter or inspired to the point that you’re already designing your new signboard. Either way, please share your farm names with us below – especially if they’re going to make us giggle! 

P.s. for another giggle, check out the names for chickens list and the chicken coop names list, too. We’ve had lots of help with these lists and they’re hilarious – we’d love you to chime in!

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