If you’re going to a farm to look at chickens or to pick up a llama, arriving at a muddy field with a sagging gate and a flimsy sign with a faded number on it can be soul-destroying. You don’t know if you’re at the right place or even if anyone is still alive in there! That’s why farm names are important.
Of course, you could opt for something grown-up and sensible like Whispering Pines or Cedar Tree Hollow, or you could choose something profoundly silly instead.
After much searching, we landed on these fabulous and fun farm names that captured our imaginations and our hearts and gave us a good giggle while they were at it. What do you think of these? Hey, if your farm is called one of these names, let me know, I’ll link to it!
Funny Farm Names That Aren’t Whispering Pines
- Almosta Farm
- Back Acres Farm – it’s back aching work
- Bankruptcy Acres –
- Belly Acre Farms
- Blazing Pitchforks Farm
- Bog View Ranch
- Cow Pat Pastures
- Crummieholm Farm
- Dairy Air Farm
- Derry Heir Farm
- Done Roamin’
- Dun Broke Us Ranch
- Dunwaukin Ranch
- Dysfunction Junction Farm
- El Ranch Costa Plente
- El Rancho Gobroko
- Empty Pockets Farm
- Ersandmyne Acres
- Fifty Shades of Hay
- Freckled Fanny Farm
- Gotno Farm
- Greenish Acres
- Half A$$ Farms
- Legen Dairy Farm
- Looney Moon Farm
- Lotsarocks Farm
- Morning Wood Stables
- Mud n’ More Farm
- My Quiet Alibi
- NeHi HeHaw Farm (for miniature donkeys of course)
- Neverdone Farm
- No Idletime Farm
- Notalotagrass Ranch
- Notalotta Acres
- Notsogreen Acres
- Phunny Pharm
- Pushin’ Up Daisies
- Rancho Costa Plenty
- Rusty Fence Ranch
- Soddem Hill
- The Funny Farm
- The Rooster’s Egg
- The Stoned Goat Farm
- The Strange Grange
- Tiny Hiney Farm
- Virtual Acres Farm
- Windbreak Farm
- Windy Bottom Farm
- Wits End Farm
- Workhard Orchard
While I truly love some of these. Rusty Fence Farm, for instance, would be perfect for our little piece of Africa while, in the past, Wits End Farm may have been more appropriate, I’m not going to rename my farm just yet. For now, it will remain, rather wittily, I think, Peas on Earth.
I did try and come up with a few ideas of my own and it proved more challenging than expected. Here are a few of the better ones:
- Out of Farm’s Way
- Futility Farm (stolen from the brilliant book of the same name by Elizabeth Jonsson)
- Moo and Pooh Ranch
- Lame n Lazy Lands
- Dusty Bottoms Farm
- Peck and Pat Farm
- Lame Duck Barn
- Farting Filly Farm
Did You Find Funny Farm Names?
Hopefully, you’re now either rolling on the floor crying with tears of laughter or inspired to the point that you’re already designing your new signboard. Either way, please share your farm names with us below – especially if they’re going to make us giggle!
P.s. for another giggle, check out the names for chickens list and the chicken coop names list, too. We’ve had lots of help with these lists and they’re hilarious – we’d love you to chime in!
